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Crap Crap Goose – I mean Duck Duck Goose (QV Central) – CLOSED


Location: 31-37 Artemis Lane, Melbourne 3000
Telephone: (03) 9005 0888
Opening Hours:
Monday ~ Thursday | Lunch 1200 – 1500 Dinner 1800 – 2300
Friday | Lunch 1200 – 1500 Dinner 1700 – 0100
Saturday | Lunch 1200 – 1500 Dinner 1800 – 0000

How can it get any worse?

Duck Duck Goose has been on my wish list for a very long time and I had finally gotten the chance to visit there for lunch one afternoon. Imagine, me all excited to be at the restaurant with some expectations of course, not a lot but the expectation to be impressed somehow. The restaurant itself have average low ratings compared to many popular places in Melbourne but how bad can it be? Lemme tell you my story…

It was a weekday, my friend and I got there during the lunch hour. It was a little busy but they only had one waitress. They sat us down and gave us time to decide on what we wanted to order; but because the menu is quite big we asked for some extra time. The waitress didn’t come back until 20min+ later.

As we made our orders we waited nearly half an hour for our meal only to find one of them was not what we have ordered.

Let’s get onto the food: Bruchetta, Tiger Prawn Salad Thai Beef Salad, Duck something.

Very average salad; duck wasn’t bad and Bruchetta was nice too.

See if the service was better we would’ve forgiven them for the average salad, but the wait was just unbearable. Would we ever go back to them? Absolutely not because we deserve better.

Author: nurikkochan

I am a friend, a daughter, a grand daughter, a cousin and an alumni. I am an ultimate sweet tooth, luckily my dental friend promised to look after my teeth for life. Self-claimed best bathroom singer, would like to make a living with singing and craft work. Now making a living as a freelance MC and singer specialising in Chinese weddings and tea ceremonies. Follow me on Instagram @nikki.zhao

4 thoughts on “Crap Crap Goose – I mean Duck Duck Goose (QV Central) – CLOSED

  1. Sounds like my Tophams Hotel experience. I just think life would be a lot easier if rubbish restaurants looked rubbish, it would make it a lot easier to avoid them before it’s too late.

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